Flaming the Flame Forum

This has got to be one of the worst forums I have ever seen. This hate being thrown around here is pathetically weak. You know why? Because this place has rules. Ironic, eh? Let's break it down:

The moderators of this forum will try hard to edit or remove reprehensible messages as soon as possible. However, it is impossible for them to review all the messages. You thus admit that all the messages posted on this forum express the sight and opinion of their respective authors and not those of the moderators or the Webmaster (except messages posted by them) and consequently, they cannot be held responsible of the discussions.

Reprehensible? What dip-shit had this idea? Of course they're reprehensible--it's a flame war forum for Christ's sake! This is like going onto a lesbian porno site and finding out it's hosted by the Moral Majority.

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Yeah, yeah, technical shit. Tell me something I don't already know.

- Aggressive or slanderous messages, as well as personal insults and critics, the coarseness and vulgarities, and more generally any message contravening the French laws are prohibited.

This is the same thing as the first rule. And this site is apparently French, which kills what little initial interest I had in this site.

- Messages who promote - or evoke - illegal practices are prohibited.

You really love negating your own purpose, don't you? What's next? A forum that is entirely based around flame wars...blah blah blah...and most importantly, fun! No flamers allowed. The irony is delicious.

- If you post informations which come from another site, look first if the site in question doesn't forbid it. Show the address of the site in question in order to respect the work of their administrators!

Well, you didn't expressly forbid me copying and deconstructing these rules, so screw you. And it's information, not informations. Try following your own rules, hypocrites.

- Please post your messages only once. The repetitions are unpleasant and useless!

Unpleasant is the point of this forum. Useless? That's just a bonus.

- Please make an effort on grammar and spelling. SMS-style language (ex: r u sk8ing?) is not advised!

u mad?

Any message contravening the listing above will be edited or removed without additional notice or justification within deadlines which will depend on the availability of the moderators. Any abuse will involve the cancellation of the registration.

Well, I imagine you're going to do it with this thread. Good. I hope that--for a moment--you can see your hypocrisy, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Let this be a lesson for you.

Internet is neither an anonymous space, nor a space of no-right!

Of course. You can tie a name like "Utter Bastard" to a specific person, just like CSI. Piece of cake. I might have done it with you, for all you know. Bwahahaha!

We reserve ourselves the possibility of informing your access provider and/or the legal authorities of any malevolent behavior. An IP address of each poster is recorded in order to help us to make you respect these conditions.

Possibility? That's it? The only way anyone could find that scary is if you decide to strike at some inopportune time, waiting for the right compromising moment...come to think of it, that is kind of scary. I'll give you a mulligan on that.

So, all in all, your rules actually subvert your entire premise. Way to go. But what would you expect from a forum hosted by the French?

Shit. I thought all that was a joke...

Valid points, you Utter Fucking Bastard. This place has no balls...

Duncelor wrote:

Shit. I thought all that was a joke...

Valid points, you Utter Fucking Bastard. This place has no balls...

Utter Fucking Bastard? You're damn right I am! I might send this to Maddox, just for shits and giggles. It probably won't get to him, but...

Do it. Do it hardcore.

Off to find a site with some teeth...my work here has concluded.

Usually Flamers still raise hell...fuck the rules.

Here here!

Utter Bastard you must be an Utter Bastard to post this or at least slowly dying forum. The rules are forummotion's anyway I think and not ours. The forum is technically Australian as our administrator BRIK is Australian not French. So get your facts right before you post this crap here.

This forum’s also rubbish cos no one wants to bait. You’re all borin’ the lot of ya!

HomerBall667 wrote:

Utter Bastard you must be an Utter Bastard to post this or at least slowly dying forum.

No shit, Sherlock.

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The rules are forummotion's anyway I think and not ours. The forum is technically Australian as our administrator BRIK is Australian not French. So get your facts right before you post this crap here.

In the end, I don't give a rat's ass about who owns this place (although it does negate my French jokes). It had better be obvious that I don't care much about the rules, or even facts. That's what being an Utter Bastard is all about.

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This forum’s also rubbish cos no one wants to bait. You’re all borin’ the lot of ya!

Challenge accepted! I'm all too eager to turn up the heat...

Bet I can bait better than you!!!

Utter Bastard wrote:

This has got to be one of the worst forums I have ever seen. This hate being thrown around here is pathetically weak. You know why? Because this place has rules. Ironic, eh? Let's break it down:

Yes please. Cuz I'm not into wasting my online flame/troll time only to have a post removed...

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The moderators of this forum will try hard to edit or remove reprehensible messages as soon as possible. However, it is impossible for them to review all the messages. You thus admit that all the messages posted on this forum express the sight and opinion of their respective authors and not those of the moderators or the Webmaster (except messages posted by them) and consequently, they cannot be held responsible of the discussions.

Reprehensible? What dip-shit had this idea? Of course they're reprehensible--it's a flame war forum for Christ's sake! This is like going onto a lesbian porno site and finding out it's hosted by the Moral Majority.

that I'd love to do this to.

The only thing that technically should be disallowed is PI. Now me personally, I don't deal in that much. But there is this ONE girl I have PI fucked in the past.

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- Aggressive or slanderous messages, as well as personal insults and critics, the coarseness and vulgarities, and more generally any message contravening the French laws are prohibited.

This is the same thing as the first rule. And this site is apparently French, which kills what little initial interest I had in this site.

FRENCH? The fucking French have obscenity laws? On a forum? A FLAME forum? For real? OMFG */facepalm* Their precious obscenity law sure the fuck doesn't stop them from disrespecting Americans, now does it.

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- Messages who promote - or evoke - illegal practices are prohibited.

You really love negating your own purpose, don't you? What's next? A forum that is entirely based around flame wars...blah blah blah...and most importantly, fun! No flamers allowed. The irony is delicious.

Innit tho? I'm flabbergasted that they actually though this would fly.

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- If you post informations which come from another site, look first if the site in question doesn't forbid it. Show the address of the site in question in order to respect the work of their administrators!

Well, you didn't expressly forbid me copying and deconstructing these rules, so screw you. And it's information, not informations. Try following your own rules, hypocrites.

Umm... I gotta do all that just to post a link? Yeah, I'm done. French, anal, and pretentious. Flame sites are NOT pretentious. But considering this is a French site. color me not surprised.

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- Please post your messages only once. The repetitions are unpleasant and useless!

Unpleasant is the point of this forum. Useless? That's just a bonus.

NO ONE tell me what to post, or HOW to post. You tell me what I'm not allowed to post, and fuck you, that IS what I will post. Don't ever presume to tell a flame/troll what and how they can post!

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- Please make an effort on grammar and spelling. SMS-style language (ex: r u sk8ing?) is not advised!

u mad?

BWAHAhahahahahaha...! Did i say anal? I'm sure I did. OMFG, now they're the grammar/spelling police...fucking LOL! That's shit only flame newbs pull.

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Any message contravening the listing above will be edited or removed without additional notice or justification within deadlines which will depend on the availability of the moderators. Any abuse will involve the cancellation of the registration.

Well, I imagine you're going to do it with this thread. Good. I hope that--for a moment--you can see your hypocrisy, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Let this be a lesson for you.

Feel free to remove my post/edit it/or delete my account. Not one fuck is given.

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So, all in all, your rules actually subvert your entire premise. Way to go. But what would you expect from a forum hosted by the French?

Quoted for truth!

HomerBall667 wrote:

Utter Bastard you must be an Utter Bastard to post this or at least slowly dying forum. The rules are forummotion's anyway I think and not ours. The forum is technically Australian as our administrator BRIK is Australian not French. So get your facts right before you post this crap here.

Wow. A name lame. Also, your first sentence makes no sense.

And whether they're forummotions or not, they've left it up there as is, so they need to take it in the ass like the good little sheeple whores they are. I don't care if BRIK is Aussie or not. The forum is either owned by the French, or they are employing the forums makes french rules. Either way, they suck hairy donkey ballz.

As do you.

Baby Sue wrote:

Bet I can bait better than you!!!

THAT'S your idea of baiting OR accepting a challenge?

Go home little girl, you lack the skillz.

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