Scientology

I beleive in Scientology, Tom Cruise and daily menstration.

What do you guys think of that?

I think you're fucking retarded.

I think Tom Cruise is a sexy beast

The thing with what your saying is thats stupid as fuck seeing as it was a novel written the late 50's

To be honest, it's just as likely to be true as all these other religions.

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it was a novel written the late 50's

Christianity: A novel written by monks and baptists and shit thousands of years ago.

Don't get me wrong, I still think that Scientology is unbelievably fucking retarded.

Yeah and since their 'bible' was written in the last 70 years, people know for sure that it is fake.

Yeah.
They both have plot holes, too.

I think you spelled menstruation wrong. Also, Tom Cruise is fucked up, anyone seen the 60 minutes interview when he rages at the interviewer? Messed up shit.

Did you know he was a Scientologist before he became famous?

I always thought it was after

Nah he's been one since he was a teenager according to Today Tonight. But then again they play any bullshit.

lol, today tonight. they were doing a segment about exorcisms just then. I was expecting this:

not some 60 year old priest and a guy claiming that his stutter was of demonic origin.

LOL sounds like compelling viewing...

Not as awesome as the aca dogman, now there was classic viewing right there...

hahaha I saw that episode when it was first on

hahaha I was in a fit for aages hahaha

"and they came boooouuunding over, RAHRAHRAH"

I reckon that codger was of bloody demonic origin, he looked possessed

Freaky shit right there.

My dad is Atheist D: He was born as a Jew but then changed to Atheism.

Aaron wrote:

My dad is Atheist D:

What's wrong with Atheists?

Dan wrote:

Aaron wrote:

My dad is Atheist D:

What's wrong with Atheists?

Nothing at all. I just like the D: emote

D:

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

I'm gonna change those shitty emoticons. They shit me, a lot.

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"Scientology teaches that people are immortal spiritual beings who have forgotten their true nature.[4] Its method of spiritual rehabilitation is a type of counseling known as auditing, in which practitioners aim to consciously re-experience painful or traumatic events in their past in order to free themselves of their limiting effects.[5] Study materials and auditing courses are made available to members in return for specified donations."

Straight from wiki... WHO THE FUCK WOULD BELIEVE THIS? Some caked up opiate smackhead?! A Science fiction writer started a religion... That's just asking to be called an idiotic believer in bullshit.

another nifty quote:

"In the OT levels, Hubbard explains how to reverse the effects of past-life trauma patterns that supposedly extend millions of years into the past.[118] Among these advanced teachings is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as the tyrant ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy." According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The thetans then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today. Scientologists at advanced levels place considerable emphasis on isolating body thetans and neutralizing their ill effects."


............Airplanes... They came her in airplanes? Well idk about you guys but I'm convinced....